Taxes Suck and Blow at the Same Time - by Tommy

I just finished my freaking taxes and I'd just like to say that doing taxes blow.

This year was the worst ever because my stupid company miss filed my checks for half a year and so I got taxed in both Illinois and Michigan. This caused me to fill out about fifteen extra forms and about a million extra man hours. I even had to go to a my local tax man and ask for a little help because my W-2's weren't even filled out entirely (he said not to worry about it and so, with the help of a little Jack, I will not).

Stupid guy at my office who did this to me. I hate you. And If I ever meet you face to face I will shit on your head.

I telefiled my federal taxes, which is just a delight, and it took about ten minutes. I already got my refund check back.

What really gets me is that next year is going to be another pain in the ass because I'm moving and will have to fill in two states again.

Damn taxes suck. I quit.